Middle School

Lake Worth, Tx

(So this is back when I was in the 8th grade in history class.. It was me, my best friend, and two people I was semi-friends with. Everyone is quietly doing their work, but me and Classmate #1 are having a little bit of sex education…)

Classmate #1: Okay, look, I studied this and the G-spot is that little thingy at the top of it.

Me: No, no, no, no, no. No! It is inside of the vagina, man.
(I demonstrate with hand gestures.)
Me: About this far in, and you do this! Boom you hit it!

Classmater #1: No way! I know it isn’t in the vagina!

(At this point, I stand up, lean over him, and practically yell for everyone to hear, while moving my finger,)

Me: Listen up, the G-SPOT IS RIGHT HERE.

(The entire room goes silent and I sit back down, looking to our poor history teacher who’s got his face in his hands. He looks up for a brief moment and blames the friend: Classmate #2.)

Teacher: [Name of Classmate 2], do not speak like that again in my class. Shut up, do your work. Quit talking!

Classmate #2: Wh-wha?!

(Needless to say, we are all bent over giggling because Classmate #2 got called out when he was just an innocent bystander!)

Middle School

Sydney, AUS

(It is just after lunch and me and my friend are taking down the Australian flag on friday afternoon, on the way, we are stopped by our assistant principal)

Assistant Principal: What are you doing out here so late after lunch?

Friend: Miss, we were just taking the flag down

Assistant Principal: Don’t you dare talk back to me.

(Me and my friend just walked away laughing)

school

uk

this is in H.E.

teacher:i want you’s to be the teacher, shout at me!

student 1: TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OVEN NOW!

student 2: can you come back to me?

teacher: of course

student 3:STOP RUNNING WITH THOSE KNIVES, YOU COULD CHOP SOMEONES HEAD OFF!

it’s back to student 2 now

student 2:STOP USING THE umm..CHEESE CUTTER ON YOUR HAND!

the best bit? everyone was asking what a cheese cutter was after!

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