(Earlier in the year, in 6th grade history class. teacher is remonstrating how to dress at outdoor school)
Teacher:”… and if you get hot you can take of some layers off,” she says as she takes some of the many shirts she put on “I’ll just keep striping”
Student#1:”Yay,” he says for who knows what reason.
Class: we all laugh like crazy!
(Today in science class with the same teacher)
Teacher: “…I’ll get off my duff and do stuff with my grand children… duff means butt,”
Student#2:”I want a duck!”
Student#3:”She said duff not duck! HAHA,”
Student#1: raises hand and teacher calls on him”Can i make a comment on something?”
Teacher:”Is it about my duff?”
Me and a few others silently crack up!!! And die… so happy!
I would of thought he would of changed by now!!!
(inbetween lunch and recess and we all are by the lockers, in 6th grade)
Im putting a note in my crushes locker…
Me: try to put the note in but it gets gamed. try again still doesnt work. I THink”Come on come on! before him or his friends see me!” i jam finally it in. then run.
We have just joined junior college from secondary school, which means a whole new learning experience, like lectures and tutorials instead of everything being taught in a classroom. This is our very first Physics lecture.
Lecturer: Now,before I start,does anyone have any questions on our lecture system?
(A student in front raises his hand)
Lecturer:Yes,what is your question?
Student:Can we ask questions in lectures?
Lecturer:(without hesitation) Yes,you can.
(The whole entire lecture theater takes a full second to process the dialogue before erupting into laughter)
I was in 5th grad working at my desk during class. The teacher was VERY strict and scared me. His daughter was also in our class and he constantly slowed the pace down to her understanding, so I was frankly bored stiff a lot of the time. There was a VERY large boy in my class who was a bully. While we were all working, he got into an argument with a student near him and started shrieking and swearing. (Strangely, the bully and I actually had similar voices). Suddenly I was wrenched out of my desk by the teacher by my shoulder. I was panicking and thrashing cause at first I didn’t know who had grabbed me. The teacher started dragging me backwards out of the class and down the hall, while all the other students gathered to watch.
Teacher: “That’s it! You’re going right to the principle! Outrageous, using that language in my class!”
Me: “But..but, I was working! It wasn’t me!” I started crying because his hand was clenching my shoulder so tight.
Teacher: “Oh, it was you! You’re going to be suspended, I tell you…!”
He was interrupted because my classmates were actually running after us yelling at the teacher “Mr (teacher)! It was BULLY who was swearing! We all heard him! It was Bully!” Finally my teacher stopped, let go of me, turned me around and marched back to the classroom where he grabbed Bully and took him away in the same manner. I sat at my desk shell-shocked until the teacher came back and came over to me. He was all sweetness and ‘apologized’ for the mistake. I don’t think he wanted me to tell my parents. I did, and there was a conference soon after.
(Our english class is working in groups on a research project. I have the easiest job on our powerpoint (the effect on the world) on the roman empire, so I’m already done.) Group member: *on his tablet* Hey, look at this.
(He then shows me a picture of some stone objects. Upon looking at them, I realize they have a certain shape to them.)
Me: Are those… ancient dildos?