Lake Worth, Tx
(So this is back when I was in the 8th grade in history class.. It was me, my best friend, and two people I was semi-friends with. Everyone is quietly doing their work, but me and Classmate #1 are having a little bit of sex education…)
Classmate #1: Okay, look, I studied this and the G-spot is that little thingy at the top of it.
Me: No, no, no, no, no. No! It is inside of the vagina, man.
(I demonstrate with hand gestures.)
Me: About this far in, and you do this! Boom you hit it!
Classmater #1: No way! I know it isn’t in the vagina!
(At this point, I stand up, lean over him, and practically yell for everyone to hear, while moving my finger,)
Me: Listen up, the G-SPOT IS RIGHT HERE.
(The entire room goes silent and I sit back down, looking to our poor history teacher who’s got his face in his hands. He looks up for a brief moment and blames the friend: Classmate #2.)
Teacher: [Name of Classmate 2], do not speak like that again in my class. Shut up, do your work. Quit talking!
Classmate #2: Wh-wha?!
(Needless to say, we are all bent over giggling because Classmate #2 got called out when he was just an innocent bystander!)